apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
did you just send me my own nude
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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