everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
we're making bets on your personal life
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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