Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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