i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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