Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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