I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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