We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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