So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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