dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
did you just send me my own nude
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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