Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I can't turn off my feet"
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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