hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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