It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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