Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
NoShamevember. You game?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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