found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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