Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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