I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
