It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
