How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Randomize
