ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
