Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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