I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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