I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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