I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
