can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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