I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
