The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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