Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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