Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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