the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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