dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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