no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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