If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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