i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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