'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
