another moral hangover. fuck.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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