I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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