Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
