took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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