Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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