barbara walters just said penis...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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