I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Green mimosas i think yes
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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