is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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