My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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