If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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