I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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