Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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