What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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