if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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