I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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