therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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