The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You were trust falling into bushes
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