that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
